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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Wow pink underwear! What am I missing here??

7/20/2023 11:55:21 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

I'm aroused.

7/16/2023 11:25:08 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts

So who's the demon? You or the opponent? Is it only for woman given that the hunter is female?

7/4/2023 11:08:56 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Deez just ugleeeyy

6/27/2023 11:02:38 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Phalanx Haiku:
Fish in the sea
I smell fish; It's close
It's a triangle!
The smell of the sea.

6/15/2023 11:26:29 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Gi: Varsity
Rating: Buru nyuuu

6/14/2023 11:05:25 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Scrambled snake and dove? That's some weird af dish

6/9/2023 11:18:39 PM

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Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)

Defective? You mean unbleached? A beautiful unbleached Gi?? And you call that defective??!

6/3/2023 11:45:45 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

How good are these mats' shock absorption and are they too soft or quite firm on the surface?

5/31/2023 11:12:13 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

MEOW

5/25/2023 11:29:21 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Historically accurate. Just waiting for a Half Sumo headgear to complete the set.

5/10/2023 11:13:04 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

MEOW MEOW MUDAFAKA!!

5/3/2023 11:20:04 PM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

Kitty feeling naughty ;)

4/25/2023 11:35:21 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

TF is peaceful violence that doesn't even make sense

4/22/2023 11:26:23 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Sounds like a horrible dish

4/14/2023 11:14:25 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

"Athlete Pro"-- you gotta shitting me

4/12/2023 11:20:38 PM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

Oof my eyes

4/11/2023 11:34:52 PM

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93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi

Better with a Hallo Kitty badge if you decide to go pink. Change my mind.

3/7/2023 11:02:03 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Where's the big veiny arm? Need that right in the middle as tactical camo during a match.

3/5/2023 11:25:46 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Ah a dry-fit tee, that pairs very well with my wet-fit Victoria's Secret.

3/4/2023 11:42:23 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Manto means steamed buns in Chinese. So this is four steamed buns BJJ gi. " Four steamed buns. All day every day."

3/3/2023 11:51:10 PM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

3D logo... do you mean the nipples?

2/28/2023 11:06:55 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

Clean design unbleached gi. That's what I'm talking about.

2/20/2023 9:43:20 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

This is the exact opposite of buru nyuuu. Let’s make the like and silike count exact opposite of buru nyuuu’s too.

2/13/2023 11:24:14 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Aesthetic "Ugly Kitty" Gi

2/10/2023 11:26:59 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

93brand X Meerkatsu Eternal Virginity 2.0 Rash Guard

2/9/2023 11:09:34 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

That mah shorts. Not your shorts! Grrr

2/8/2023 11:41:55 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

Only if they are clean and without panda patches. An unbleached gi is an unbleached gi.

2/1/2023 11:01:03 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

"Bruh, something is blooming in your shorts."

1/30/2023 11:09:26 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

MY MODE

1/20/2023 11:42:19 PM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

What's for dinner? A zebra!

1/14/2023 11:41:18 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Kitty think dem color works on pink. Kitty meant it works for Kitty. Are you a puss too?

1/8/2023 11:25:44 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

Think about all white clothing is now named "snow color". Would black clothing be named "coal color"?

12/28/2022 11:34:57 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Aka "Reverse Bruce Lee" rashguard

12/23/2022 11:09:21 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Lionheart? That's my heart!

12/13/2022 11:22:25 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

You can't be serious

11/8/2022 11:26:56 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Manto means "steamed buns" in Chinese

11/2/2022 11:37:51 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

KOOCHIE ATTACK! KITTY LOVES!

10/25/2022 11:21:00 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That's when Kitty moaning

10/24/2022 11:16:41 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

PERFECT

10/20/2022 10:59:59 AM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Kitty's favorite mansion

10/17/2022 11:09:36 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Oof

10/7/2022 11:05:37 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Easy Peasy Hello Kittee

10/3/2022 11:39:03 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

HOW DO YOU FIND ZEBRA?
LOOK UNDER ZESHIRT.
HELLO KITTY LOOK UNDER ZEPUSSY.

10/3/2022 1:26:18 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Aye Rike it

10/1/2022 11:06:55 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

All it needs is an extra HELLO KITTY patch MEOW MEOW

9/30/2022 11:32:33 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

MEOW MEOW

9/29/2022 10:39:34 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Kitty has short limbs. Kitty belongs to this club. Kitty is sad.

9/25/2022 12:00:58 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Not Meow Meow

9/23/2022 11:05:24 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

MEOW

9/3/2022 11:12:09 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Hello

9/3/2022 11:17:45 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Hello guys, have a nice day!

9/2/2022 10:18:57 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

HENLLO!

9/1/2022 2:03:13 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

It's me.

9/6/2022 10:11:11 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Kitty is more sad. Kitty just want to be Kitty. Kitty does not want to be the dong guy.

9/25/2022 12:23:16 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Does not go well with pink. Not meow meow.

10/4/2022 11:06:09 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

*does

10/18/2022 4:01:24 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Kitty skin, durable under pressue

10/18/2022 11:42:56 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Kittie liked. Kittie is good gal.

12/2/2022 2:52:33 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Depends. What kind of bear are you?

12/14/2022 10:33:10 AM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Eel Ecurb, Game of Deep Penetration

12/23/2022 11:28:33 PM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

nnnAu ujuB

2/11/2023 11:51:08 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

You sharted. That's fine. Mrs. Five Fingers is only mad because you wiped your ass with it. Clean her up and use it again tonight to make her happy.

2/12/2023 11:28:16 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

It's almost there.

2/14/2023 10:05:34 AM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

Depends on how large your body is. Sometimes you may need to chop it up but in general I find this bag big enough for one adult male of average height.

3/3/2023 5:34:24 PM